So my mild bout with depression following my mother’s death back in January seems to have subsided.
There’s been a lot of shit going on at the house so let me update you quickly…
Jessie, who I’m being paid to usher through college, made it through another semester. I was positive she was going to fail business calculus (I told her not to take it) but she found a way.
Her “way” being blowing her very married professor. I know what you are thinking, “having sex with your college professor is not a good thing to do.”
But she didn’t just suck his dick for a “C” at end of the semester. She filmed herself sucking his dick, dressed as a girl scout, calling him “daddy” and then black mailed him into an “A” in under a week.
I was so proud of her.
Theo is off the whole Native American kick. He’s now trying to start his own religion “Rasta Catholicism.” This means instead of dumbass stoner comments about the Earth Mother and white bisons he’s trying to perform some sort of exorcism on the house cause it’s obviously filled with demons.
I thought it was fad but when he changed his World of Warcraft character from a barbarian to a cleric I knew this latest bit of retardation would be around for awhile.
Ted and Jackie? I don’t see them much at all. Stephanie, my crime fighting hot bodied girlfriend (jealous much?) still talks to Jackie. Apparently Ted is in therapy for his “alcohol induced gayness” last October at the Halloween swinger party.
He claims it was a one time thing but we all know putting a penis in your mouth is a road you either walk or avoid at all costs.
Stephanie has been a dream (sometimes a really dirty dream).
Seriously, any chic that can deal with my shit and still smile is a total keeper.
She totally surprised me last month. She said she wanted to try hitting some tennis balls around.
I was dreading it because playing with a newbie is a hassle. We headed over to the courts. She was looking extra devilish in her LaCoste tennis dress.
She whipped my ass!
The little kitten had been taking lessons on the sly.
That’s true love. That’s rock and roll. That’s the best ever.